tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85833314539087623562011-04-21T13:55:46.544-07:00A veces, sonreír es la mejor forma de contribuir a cambiar el mundoASCMnoreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8583331453908762356.post-74455906150205134402009-02-07T02:35:00.001-08:002009-02-07T02:35:59.160-08:00¿sabes lo que es un marido DVD?<br /> - Es aquel que se Desnuda, se Vuelve y se Duerme<br /><br />- ¿Y un marido DVD+R ?<br /> - Es aquel que se Desnuda, se Vuelve, se Duerme y Ronca.<br />- ¿Y un marido CD?<br /> - Es aquel que Come y Duerme..<br /><br />Moraleja de la historia:<br /> - NO HAY NADA COMO LOS VIEJOS VHS...<br /><br /> ¡Varias Horas de Sexo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-7445590615020513440?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' 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type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-5019666608755298033?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ASCMnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8583331453908762356.post-88428497282831445072009-02-06T04:46:00.000-08:002009-02-06T05:12:12.727-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oWr0gGzyG98&hl=es&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oWr0gGzyG98&hl=es&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-8842849728283144507?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ASCMnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8583331453908762356.post-60488626687303646652009-02-06T04:42:00.000-08:002009-02-06T09:30:35.733-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9CKAGsxO3U&hl=es&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9CKAGsxO3U&hl=es&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-6048862668730364665?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ASCMnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8583331453908762356.post-51813923426747563712009-01-30T04:07:00.002-08:002009-02-06T09:30:15.944-08:00Sonreír es infeccioso; <br />actúa como la Gripe, cuando alguien me sonríe,<br />empiezo a sonreír también. <br />Si otra persona ve mi sonrisa y sonríe también,<br />me doy cuenta que le he contagiado.<br />Si sientes que comienzas a sonreír, <br />no escondas tu sentimiento, <br />compártelo y empieza una epidemia rápidamente,<br />infecta el mundo.<br />Cada uno necesita una sonrisa !!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-5181392342674756371?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ASCMnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8583331453908762356.post-53492191253002622162009-01-30T04:07:00.001-08:002009-02-06T09:30:52.791-08:00Se utilizan técnicas que ayudan a liberar las tensiones del cuerpo y así poder llegar a la carcajada, entre ellas: la expresión corporal, el juego, la danza, ejercicios de respiración, masajes, técnicas para reír de manera natural.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-5349219125300262216?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ASCMnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8583331453908762356.post-1794861309027992802009-01-30T04:05:00.000-08:002009-02-06T09:31:09.474-08:00- Alivia los síntomas de la depresión,la ansiedad y estrés.<br />- Hace parecer más joven.<br />- Reduce el ronquido.<br />- Mejora las relaciones interpersonales.<br />- Mejora la autoestima.<br />- Sensación de bienestar.<br />- Fortalece el sistema inmunológico.<br />- Es un calmante natural del dolor.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-179486130902799280?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ASCMnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8583331453908762356.post-90080379851441169862009-01-30T04:04:00.000-08:002009-02-06T09:32:25.377-08:00Cuando reímos se utilizan 400 músculos, se ensanchan los pulmones y se oxigenan los tejidos. Además se produce  un estado de relajamiento general, motivado por el descenso de la presión sanguínea y del ritmo cardíaco. <br /><br />5 minutos de risa, equivalen a 45 de ejercicios aeróbicos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8583331453908762356-9008037985144116986?l=risolandiaascm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ASCMnoreply@blogger.com0